Attention, Esteemed Mad Scientists and Willing Test Subjects!
Prepare to activate the experiment and throw the master switch at PAWCon Laboratories!
From the deepest sub-basements of questionable ethics and highly classified research, our lab is working on something furry. Lab Rats and Lead Researchers must report to the San Jose DoubleTree Hotel, November 5th, 2026, for a volatile weekend of controlled chaos, and after-hours experimentation
But proceed with caution! The lab is crawling with unpredictable Test Subjects, dangerously cute fuzzy anomalies, and rival Mad Scientists pushing the limits of fur-bidden science. So grab your lab coat, tighten your goggles, and sign the waiver—because this experiment is about to go spectacularly right… or gloriously wrong. And remember, PROJECT FURRY is TOP SECRET!